My eyes are cold

I hate money, its too stressful. Why can't we go back to bartering? I pay you half in cash half in song and dance. Really....you wouldn't believe the production I'd put on for a Louis Vuitton Speedy 25.

Would this be a lame Halloween costume? An ear of corn stuck to your forehead. You're a unicorn. Get it? Uni-corn.

It's amazing American's like Chinese food at all because there's no cheese on any of it. Yes, this is a repost from Faccebook. How is that stuff so friggen delicious!

Serious subject matter......not worth reading.

Military: We offer Military spouse support for moms on go.
Erin: But I dont want kids yet I want a career as you move me around the country.
Military: Families of deployed spouses get in free at the pool
Erin: What about furthering education opportunities while he's gone?
Military: Working Mom's night out is this Tuesday.
Erin: Is there no financial aid for spouses to further their degrees?
Military: Daycare?

If I am going to follow my husband across the globe I would like to have the tools to be able to start again in a new place as often as I will have to.

If you aren't having babies or waiting for him to come home there is nothing for you.
YES the military provides up with a lot.....I am aware. But when I married the military I gave up a permanent address, NOT my dreams.

This is the worst kind of discrimination......the kind against me.

Future french fries

We should have high hopes for the future. I read an article that said a child born in 2012 could live to see 2150. Technology is moving faster than registers can ring it up so lets list what we hope the future shall bring.

- meds to keep us healthy to live long enough to experience commercial space travel
- metabolisms for purchase
- self cleaning bathrooms, kitchens, pets (compromise: cheaper maids)
- coffee with consumer grade IV's (sp?)
- Cool Transparent computers like on CSI (Miami not L.A)
- vehicles that don't run on gas (not even for green reasons I'm tired of paying for it)and make em drive themselves
- TV's that aren't eye sores
- Grocery delivery!
- make-up that truely will match your skin tone through every season of the year
- "The Calorie Remover! Removes all the calories from your favorite foods and fits in a space the size of a toaster." That will be the infomercial.

30 Rock Quote of the Day: Tracy Jordon watches a pigeon eat from a garbage can on the street, "Come on Pigeon have some self respect. Why you eating someone's old french fries. Don't you know you can fly?"

Corey & Topanga FOREVA

I am a grown woman of almost 27 years and my feet barely touch the ground in the bathroom nearest the coffee at work. Why do they even make toilets that high? You'd figure they'd all need to be low anyway for leverage or something. Ya know, for men. Ladies are not that gross. Yup almost 27 years, after 25 I started hating birthdays because I could feel 30 burning at my back like a butt too close to a bonfire. I always want to do the same 3 things. Shopping trip/wear great outfit/go out on the town. And its always a great plan in theory.

Was TGIF even a phrase before it was a Friday night line up? Did people actually say that to co-workers as they skipped out the door to pick up Bigfoot Pizza's and Surge?

My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding gives me great relief. After all the pagentry of the Royal Wedding I am so glad to know the British are just as crazy as we are.

What gives......

I always believed that following rules and doing everything by the book would keep you out of trouble and help you lead a more stress free life. I really banked on that idea. I never lie...more like I can't lie. I can't even lie to my husband about what i had for dinner. But this form of karma I was building could do nothing but good for me in the long run....or so I thought. This life of diligence really nipped me in the bud today. I follow the rules with gusto on this one out of fear of what happened today and I feel my whole system.....a system I was sure was designed to leave me with absolute zero doubt or worry.....came crashing down today. So now even if I am a good citizen and do the right things, which are NEVER the fun ones, I still have a chance of getting my face shoved into the dirt. I.AM.NOT.A.HAPPY.CAMPER.

screwed......

Sometimes I wonder if everything is a trade. You trade great friends and no man for a man but no friends. Great family but no job for a job that keeps you from your family. A simple life with no success for great success that complicates your life. This "either-or" complex life operates on just doesn't seem good enough. There has got to be a better way, SURELY there is a way to have it all. Right? (sigh)

I actually get annoyed at people who say they can have it all. Showoffs.

darn copier

So I got chewed out by an old lady because I can't properly work the copy machine. "Oh I thought the secretary knew how to use the copy machine," she says. "Can I ask someone who knows for you? I just figured part of your training would be how to use a copier." This is my first office job and the fact that I have lived 25 years without conforming to a life of post it notes, multi-lined phones and COPY MACHINES should be reason for praise. It would be silly of me to think my lack of experience would go without ridicule but.....sigh....whatever. This is what I get for starting my adult work life in radio, absolutely no experience for anything else. Transition times are SO FUN. (sarcasm intended)