My eyes are cold

I hate money, its too stressful. Why can't we go back to bartering? I pay you half in cash half in song and dance. Really....you wouldn't believe the production I'd put on for a Louis Vuitton Speedy 25.

Would this be a lame Halloween costume? An ear of corn stuck to your forehead. You're a unicorn. Get it? Uni-corn.

It's amazing American's like Chinese food at all because there's no cheese on any of it. Yes, this is a repost from Faccebook. How is that stuff so friggen delicious!

Serious subject matter......not worth reading.

Military: We offer Military spouse support for moms on go.
Erin: But I dont want kids yet I want a career as you move me around the country.
Military: Families of deployed spouses get in free at the pool
Erin: What about furthering education opportunities while he's gone?
Military: Working Mom's night out is this Tuesday.
Erin: Is there no financial aid for spouses to further their degrees?
Military: Daycare?

If I am going to follow my husband across the globe I would like to have the tools to be able to start again in a new place as often as I will have to.

If you aren't having babies or waiting for him to come home there is nothing for you.
YES the military provides up with a lot.....I am aware. But when I married the military I gave up a permanent address, NOT my dreams.

This is the worst kind of discrimination......the kind against me.

Future french fries

We should have high hopes for the future. I read an article that said a child born in 2012 could live to see 2150. Technology is moving faster than registers can ring it up so lets list what we hope the future shall bring.

- meds to keep us healthy to live long enough to experience commercial space travel
- metabolisms for purchase
- self cleaning bathrooms, kitchens, pets (compromise: cheaper maids)
- coffee with consumer grade IV's (sp?)
- Cool Transparent computers like on CSI (Miami not L.A)
- vehicles that don't run on gas (not even for green reasons I'm tired of paying for it)and make em drive themselves
- TV's that aren't eye sores
- Grocery delivery!
- make-up that truely will match your skin tone through every season of the year
- "The Calorie Remover! Removes all the calories from your favorite foods and fits in a space the size of a toaster." That will be the infomercial.

30 Rock Quote of the Day: Tracy Jordon watches a pigeon eat from a garbage can on the street, "Come on Pigeon have some self respect. Why you eating someone's old french fries. Don't you know you can fly?"