I cant do titles. I should get a thesaurus.

My new boss just asked me for a catchy title for his sermon this sunday. "You're a writer," he says, "come up with something catchy for me." He sits there staring at me waiting for me to pop something off the top of my head and when I don't come up with anything in 30 seconds he sends me back to my office with somewhat frustration and dissapointment in his voice. After all I AM A WRITER. This has happened to me before. I mention that I write and people ask me for input and I always freeze up. The thing is, it's easier for me to write about something that Ive been able to brainstorm about for more than a milisecond. And titles have never been my thing, I can hardly title these blog posts. But I guess until I can provide shotgun titles and ideas on a whim for whomever it may concern my credibility is on the line. That's a lot of missed opportunity to be cheated out of. How rediculous.