Monday, March 15, 2010

Today I was eating lunch on my big over sized chair watching TV when a termite commercial come on presenting it's first image of a close up of a queen termite and her engorged thorax 3 times the size of her body dumping out eggs. Having a mouthful of reduced calorie lasagna this sends me into a panic. What my eyes were seeing in combination with what was in my mouth and being completely grossed out but still chewing out of pure reflex at this point. The assault on my late lunch continued for an entire minute. What are these ad people thinking?! That's not the only gross out commercial cruising the air waves. Those NyQuil ads with people gurgling and drooling in their sleep are atrocious as well. Know your audience. Americans are the fattest and laziest people on the planet OF COURSE we are going to be eating in front of the TV at one point. Is nothing safe anymore?! Sheesh.

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